Veiled Conceit  new!
Oh man do we love this: "A glimpse into that haven of superficial, pretentious, pseudo-aristocratic vanity: The NY Times' Wedding & Celebration Announcements."

Post Secret
A beautiful thing. A refreshing dose of pure honesty. Anonymous secrets like "I divorced my husband because he loves Jimmy Buffet... not because he cheated on me."

The Cruddy Award
Now there's an award for the one thing you're really good at... starring in shitty relationships.

Break Up News
If marriage announcements drive you to vomiting and contemplating suicide, then Break Up News will drive you to sweet, exhilarating, schadenfreude.

International Breakup Day
May 14th is International Breakup Day. Or at least these people think it is.

Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About
Hang in there pal, she'll probably drop dead of something in about sixty years or so.

Cliff Yablonski Hates You
For us, blind seething hatred of everybody in the world is a hobby. For Cliff Yablonski it's a way of life; now savor his genius. SAVOR IT!

Furniture Porn
For when you've exhausted all the human, animal, and plant options.

Fast Food Fornication
Hot. Greasy. And just a little cheesy.