Bar & Restaurant Reviews
Cheat Dump Fuck Scene
Saloon
Montreal, Quebec
Curly’s Vegetarian Lunch
New York, NY
Dish
Charlotte, NC
Casimir
New York, NY
Chai
Brooklyn, NY
Peasant
New York, NY
Pat’s King of Steaks
Philadelphia, PA
The Abbey Food and Bar
West Hollywood, CA
Bar 89
New York, NY
Restaurant Globe
Montreal, Canada
8 Minute Dating
New York, NY
Hamburger Mary's
San Diego, CA
8 Minute Dating
various national locations
New York, NY
Your friends are tired of hearing about it.
Your shrink no longer handles your insurance and won’t accept your cash.
Your own mother isn’t returning your calls.

Need a new audience to help you figure out what went wrong in your last relationship, and how you’re gonna get him back? 8minute Dating will introduce you to 8 singles that will sit down and talk to you for eight whole minutes about what's on your mind!

After registering online, participants convene at an appropriately hip joint and are assigned a schedule of dates for the evening. At the ring of a bell, dressed-to-impress singles rotate assemble to their assigned tables in the hopes of meeting a match. Everyone is on their best behavior, and will want to come across as the much-desired good listener. Unlike its speedier cousins, 8minute Dating guarantees that you will have someone’s rapt attention for an entire eight minutes. Since everyone else in the room has been similarly paired up, there is no where else for them to run.

So go for it. Skip the recommended "do you have any hobbies"-type questions, and instead describe everything from your first kiss to your last fight.

About how you knew he was ready to commit, but that bitch sister of his was just too jealous of you.

And especially about how he was too quick to file that restraining order.

When the evening is over, log on to the 8minute Dating web site and indicate if you were interested in meeting up with anyone from the event. If you "match" with someone, contact information will be emailed to you. If you didn’t make a match, but would still like to try again, you can register for another 8minute Date free of charge!

Who knows? Maybe you’ll wind up meeting one of his friends?
armacy
January 22, 2002
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