The Black Hearts Party Store
We’re proud to present the only department store in the world more depressing than Macy’s. Browse our departments for propaganda, hate gifts for your ex, and sympathy cards for your friends.
Shirts and Tops It'll look even better on your floor... what's that, you don't have a floor? oh... okay then. Underwear Surprise... my underwear is wittier than i am.
Housewares Your home should be sad and desperate... like you. Cards & Gifts Welcome to the AntiHallmark.
More Gear All the other cool crap that didn't fit on the other shelves.
Kids! A panoply of delightful gifts that oughtta shut their yappin' cakehole.
   
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