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Interview: He's In An Open Relationship
interview

by chumwater
Interview: She's Dating A Married Man
interview

by armacy
Favorite Sons
fiction

by Derek de Koff
Interview: He Has Two Girlfriends
interview

by armacy
Faint-Hearted
nonfiction

by Davibey
Top 25 Search Key Words Leading to Black Hearts Party
pointless list

by chumwater
Exhilarated
nonfiction

by Davibey
Enjoy Your Foursome in Hell
rant

by armacy
Mitch In Wonderland
cartoon

by Matt Gidney
www.youreawhore.com
"fiction"

by Derek Speerer
Envy
fiction

by lssjf
Two From The Black Hearts Party Kitchens
recipes

by Chef Rhoda
Top 25 Search Key Words Leading to Black Hearts Party
pointless list by chumwater
The Black Hearts Party staff has seen some pretty strange shit come through our doors over the years, but even we were a little taken aback by the search engine key words you all are using to find us. These are actual words and phrases that, when entered into Google, led somebody to our site. We’ve been collecting these for a while and put together this list of our 25 favorites. Enjoy, you sick fucks.

            25.   how to shave your genitals

            24.   behaviour of boobs during fucking

            23.   harley davidson and the marlboro man

            22.   a bag that has your name on it

            21.   i was having sex and feces came out

            20.   easy how to make a perfect turkey step by step

            19.   i hate this guy's ass

            18.   christina aguilera- masturbation questions

            17.   monkeys throw their shit pictures

            16.   wish i had a penis

            15.   i want to fuck you with pepperoni

            14.   blonde absurd nude

            13.   fuck fondue

            12.   when i get turned on i sneeze

            11.   decapitated teddy

            10.   porn set smell like a ass

            9.   mom, why do you hate me?

            8.   celine dion manifesto

            7.   nazi bathroom

            6.   my tongue is white from listerine, how do i get rid of it?

            5.   why am i craving oysters

            4.   vomit fuck

            3.   orgasm kiss girlfriend room "saran wrap" -psychiatrist -toilet

            2.   cherry theme kitchens

            1.   please stop fucking me in the ass
December 4, 2004
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